antiduckface:

we’ve posted this one before, but with the new season of true blood kicking off (OH MAH GOD YES PLEASE) it could use a reposting.

antiduckface:

we’ve posted this one before, but with the new season of true blood kicking off (OH MAH GOD YES PLEASE) it could use a reposting.

scorssese asked: god bb i can't express how sorry i am about monty ;~; *hugs for ever* <333

thanks, bb. i still can’t wrap my mind around the fact that he’s gone. i’m so angry and i don’t even know what to do with myself.

<3

Sir Winchester Charles Montgomery
April 24&#160;2008 - June 16&#160;2011

I love you more than you will ever know. I&#8217;m so sorry I wasn&#8217;t there in your final moments. I&#8217;ll never, ever forgive myself. You had your whole life ahead of you.

Sir Winchester Charles Montgomery

April 24 2008 - June 16 2011

I love you more than you will ever know. I’m so sorry I wasn’t there in your final moments. I’ll never, ever forgive myself. You had your whole life ahead of you.

(6: 44PM) Me: Whenever and whatever the mood strikes, let me know.
(6: 45PM) Him: K
(7: 33PM) Him: Did you say "whatever"? Hmm.

title of last post was written across the chest of his favorite shirt

tell your boobs to quit staring at my eyes

i thought it was going really well

then he talked about other women

and i got a half hug good-bye.

he didn’t say he’d call me, nothing.

………


FACTS ABOUT GIRAFFES:
They have an 18 inch black tongue.
Giraffes sleep for approximately 20 minutes per day.
They consume about 75 pounds of food and 10 gallons of water every day, spending 16-20 hours of the day feeding.
Giraffes can hiss, moo, whistle, and roar.
Their tail is 8 feet long, the longest of any land mammal.
Giraffes are strong enough to kill a lion.
They can gallop 31-37 miles per hour.
A newborn baby giraffe begins walking within the first hour of it’s  birth. It also drops about 6 feet before hitting the ground when it is  born.
The heart of a giraffe is 2 feet long and weighs 25 pounds. Their blood pressure is twice that of a human.
So basically, giraffes are the fucking most awesome animal known to man. That’s all.

FACTS ABOUT GIRAFFES:

  • They have an 18 inch black tongue.
  • Giraffes sleep for approximately 20 minutes per day.
  • They consume about 75 pounds of food and 10 gallons of water every day, spending 16-20 hours of the day feeding.
  • Giraffes can hiss, moo, whistle, and roar.
  • Their tail is 8 feet long, the longest of any land mammal.
  • Giraffes are strong enough to kill a lion.
  • They can gallop 31-37 miles per hour.
  • A newborn baby giraffe begins walking within the first hour of it’s birth. It also drops about 6 feet before hitting the ground when it is born.
  • The heart of a giraffe is 2 feet long and weighs 25 pounds. Their blood pressure is twice that of a human.
  • So basically, giraffes are the fucking most awesome animal known to man. That’s all.

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i have a date tomorrow

tomorrow

what am i going to wear/say/etc

what if he cancels on me

i think he was trying to cancel on me today but i shut him down

but fuck i am so nervous

tumblr is for lulz: Tracy Morgan threatens to kill his son if gay during homophobic tirade on stage

recycleanimals:

30 Rock star and former SNL alum Tracy Morgan’s June 3rd stand-up routine drove offtrack, and eventually off a cliff when the comedian went on a homophobic tirade while onstage in Nashville, Tennessee. Morgan reportedly attacked President Obama for supporting the LGBT…

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